Do you watch any shows on Nick @ Nite?
No. Do we even get that in Canada? Or is it just on the kids' channel? Cause I totally never watch YTV.
Do you know anyone named Alex?
Yes.
What's your favorite kind of pie?
Pumpkin! Mmmm, it's almost the season for my grandma's amazing pumpkin pie.
Describe your ideal shoe:
Really, really cute black strappy flats I can wear at work and for fun.
Have you ever chatted someone up and scored a date?
Yeah but I was just drunk and horny and didn't actually want to date them haha
Your perfect first date is:
I don't care, I'll take any first date right now! It's been so long since I've had one. I can't seem to meet anyone decent.
Do you have a myyearbook account?
No.
What did you dream about last night?
Work. Ugh. It has been so stressful lately. One of the other assistants is off for surgery, so I'm her backup, which usually isn't a big deal, but she has the FUCKING CRAZY broker, and I'm getting about 2 times the emails from them per day than I get from all of my brokers combined. I can't keep up with their bullshit. Four days and I'm already getting twenty emails a day and random phone calls. When Emma comes back, I'm going to fall on my knees and cry as I shove all of their bullshit back onto her haha.
What's the biggest age difference you've ever had in a relationship?
5 years.
What kind of exercise do you enjoy?
I like exercise classes, but I won't go by myself so I don't get there as often as I should.
Who is the person you want to be with forever?
There isn't one. Got any recommendations for me?
Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? Pfffft, no.
What's your weakness?
I am so insecure.
What's your idea of a true friend?
Chylin.
Have you ever had a crush on a coworker?
Yeah, I had a big crush on Vince before he left. He was in a different region though so we didn't get to talk often. Now he's left the company.
Could you have sex with someone you didn't love?
If I was drunk enough. That sounds horrible. But at my age, I just want to fucking give it away.
If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?
Oatmeal raisin. A little weird, and unchosen except for the few.
What are three things you want to do before you die?
Go to Italy, fall in love, own land large enough to have my own horses on my own property.
What is one food you cannot live without?
Pasta. Mmmmm. Oh pasta, you define me.
If you had a time machine, what historical figure would you meet first?
Napoleon.
What's your favorite holiday?
Halloween! I'm excited for this one. I'm going to be Little Red Riding Hood, R rated. I've already got the coolest, craziest cape ever!
Who is your favorite writer?
I don't have just one. I love tons of writers.
If you could be skinny and miserable or fat and happy, which would you be?
Fat and happy. What a stupid question. Right now I'm fat and miserable.
What are the most inspiring song lyrics you've ever heard?
Boo. I don't listen to happy bands, hahaha.
If you were to have plastic surgery on what part of your body, what part wo
My beer belly. Or whisky belly to be totally accurate.
Do you like cats or dogs better?
I love both. My kitty makes me so happy, but I grew up around dogs, so I would love to get one of them again.
What's one thing you wish you had in your life right now?
Love.
In your opinion what is the greatest challenge the world faces today?
Not blowing us all the fuck to hell over some perceived slight.
Who is the most attractive person among your best friends?
Chazzzzz. Yummy. Haha.
Where do you buy your clothes?
Lots of different places. I buy things when I see something I like.
How far would you go with someone you just met?
Makeout. I don't do much more than that.
What is one of your favorite memories as a child?
Horses of courses. Maybelle, the awesomest pony in the world. She'd be an old gal by now; I hope she's retired and still kicking around on the farm.
If you could save one animal from never becoming extinct, what animal?
Lynxes. Love them.
Are you a picky eater?
No.
Are you a nerd?
Of course!
Do you like scary movies?
I love them. I hated them until I was about 20 and all of a sudden my tastes changed. Now cheesy horror that is terrifying but still pokes fun at its stereotypes is my favourite genre ever.
When you drive, do you normally speed?
Yeah but not enough to get a ticket. I'm usually just under 20 km above the limit.
What is on your bedside table?
Ooh, lots of junk. Medication, body butter, glasses case, my water glass from last night, kleenex, lamp, a book I finished a while ago, some jewellery, some hair stuff...
What's your favorite meal to have for dinner?
Pasta!
What trait to you hope to inherit from your parents?
I have my mother's compassion and I'm glad for that.
If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?
Stalk others haha. See if when they're by themselves others are as fucked up as I am.
Have you ever flashed someone?
No.
Who was your best teacher?
I never had a memorable teacher. I had a favourite prof in university, but she didn't even know who I was even though I took many of her classes....I remember her coming into Dollarama once when I was working there and coming through my till and having absolutely no idea who I was. It was actually really depressing for me.
Can you do a cartwheel?
I doubt it. I could when I was like 8 and took gymnastics.
What do you daydream about?
Winning the lottery and never have to go to work again.
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