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Chuck Norris Jokes
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18 Mar 2009, 02:59
Ice Vampire
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I'm sorry Copper Wolf.. I can't help it!

Ok... we've all heard them... We all have that one friend who wants to marry him... And I'm pretty sure a good portion of us are tired of them... but... Bring on the Chuck Norris jokes!!!

1) When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet: the water gets Chuck Norris
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18 Mar 2009, 03:10
ღPhoenix
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The cure for cancer is in Chuck Norris's tears: too bad Chuck Norris never cries
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18 Mar 2009, 03:12
Doc
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They recently recalled all "Chuck Norris" brand name toilet paper off the market due to claims it was defective.

Problem was, it wouldn't take any shit.
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18 Mar 2009, 03:16
Ice Vampire
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XDDDDD
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18 Mar 2009, 03:17
Ice Vampire
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*to ♥Juno * my friends' responce to that one is almost always "Yeah, well your face is so ugly it makes Chuck Norris cry!" (miss you Trevor!)

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
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18 Mar 2009, 04:35
ღPhoenix
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haha nice.

and i've never heard the hunting one.... i rather like it :-)
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18 Mar 2009, 03:21
James Adams
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America has a disease and it's called Chuck Norris.

Wait, am I doing it right?
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18 Mar 2009, 03:23
Ice Vampire
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umm sure? lol theyre about Chuck Norris.. so they must be right. Because Chuck Norris is never wrong. :-/ i dont think there is a right and wrong.. unless you ask the people who want to marry him and bear his children....
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18 Mar 2009, 03:32
Chèvre noble
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Chuck Norris had sex with a Mac Truck... 9 months later, Optimus Prime was born.
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18 Mar 2009, 03:35
Ice Vampire
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OH MY WORD THAT IS AMAZING! HAHAHAH! even Copper Wolf should laugh at that one! *pokes CW*
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18 Mar 2009, 03:36
RealLifeComics
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The Black Eyed Peas were only known as the Peas....


Until they ran into Chuck Norris.
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18 Mar 2009, 05:06
Stbluesboy
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but you'll never get his tears because Chuck Norris never cries. He makes others cry for him.
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18 Mar 2009, 05:20
Stbluesboy
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wow, i feel lame for reposting the same one someone else posted.
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18 Mar 2009, 07:17
Tracie
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When you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars...Chuck Norris STILL has more money then you.
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