Search
Not Logged In
0
Your Username:
Your Password:

[ sign up | recover ]

Discussion Forums » General Discussion
Page:  1 
Funny Quotes
0 likes [|reply]
13 Jan 2010, 09:10
kein mitleid
Post Count: 592
Hell, it's been a while since I've said anything that stirred the shit, so why not do it now? Here goes a funny quote forum. This is not meant to be uplifting, inspiring, or cliche. It's supposed to be backhanded and/or ironic quotes that both in and out-of context are good. I'll lead this one off:


"Guns are responsible for killing people the same way forks are responsible for making people fat."
0 likes [|reply]
13 Jan 2010, 20:48
kein mitleid
Post Count: 592
"I'd rather be racist than black."
0 likes [|reply]
14 Jan 2010, 20:34
kein mitleid
Post Count: 592
"Be good, or be good at it."
0 likes [|reply]
14 Jan 2010, 21:00
Blitch. [+1]
Post Count: 82
Ahh the only funny thing I've heard lately is a stupid joke that is only REALLY funny when spoken instead of written:

An 18-year-old girl goes to the gyno for her first pelvic exam. She was very nervous so she asked the doctor if it would hurt. "It's going to be a little uncomfortable. I could numb it for you if you'd like," replied the doctor. She thought about it for a second and said "Really? You can numb it?" The doctor smirks and says "Sure. Num num num *shakes head*".

Get it? Yeah, it's dumb. :P
0 likes [|reply]
15 Jan 2010, 04:31
Makayla
Post Count: 751
What do you call a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong
0 likes [|reply]
15 Jan 2010, 05:25
RealLifeComics
Post Count: 571
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench.
The NBA

0 likes [|reply]
15 Jan 2010, 08:28
kein mitleid
Post Count: 592
These are more jokes than quotes, but whatever.

"I'd never, ever hit a woman. Unless she owed me money."
0 likes [|reply]
16 Jan 2010, 03:43
Let It Be
Post Count: 226
Ironically, a guy at work today handed me 2 pages of [mostly bad] quotes to read, here were some of the funny/memorable ones:

"Women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship"

(I think this may be an old one, I've seen it many times) "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"In God we trust, everyone else we virus scan" ;D
0 likes [|reply]
16 Jan 2010, 11:22
kein mitleid
Post Count: 592
Niiice.

I personally like, "Women fake orgasms, because they think men care."
0 likes [|reply]
16 Jan 2010, 13:49
Let It Be
Post Count: 226
Hahaha, that's a good one too.
Post Reply
This thread is locked, unable to reply
Online Friends
Offline Friends