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Your first oral sex experience
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16 Apr 2009, 13:23
Meghans Follie
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no dont! Or i will hate you forever. I havent snickered so much in years!
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16 Apr 2009, 13:32
Estella
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HAHA - I WAS JOKING, YO! IT'S MY SILLY RUNNING JOKE, BASED ON THE RATHER RANDOM OLD ROOLZ OF THE SITE! THE PUCK DOESN'T RAISE SERIOUS TICKETS! IF I RAISED ONE IT WOULD TOTALLY BE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK! THERE ARE NO ROOLZ AGAINST TALKING ABOUT SEX, AS FAR AS I'M AWARE!

ALTHOUGH, NOW I THINK OF IT, THE LADY IN YOUR ICON SEEMS TO BE SHOWING A LITTLE TOO MUCH BARE FLESH, YO! SHE REALLY SHOULD BE WEARING A CARDIGAN! I MIGHT HAVE TO RAISE A TICKET ABOUT THAT! ;D
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16 Apr 2009, 13:33
Meghans Follie
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Shhhh on my half nakid lady.. It was hot that day or something lol.
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16 Apr 2009, 13:53
Kate.Monster
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Hahaha this is such a great thread. Um, i'd say when i was dating my first serious boyfriend I made him put on a condom before i did anything. It was a strawberry flavored condom that lost it's taste after a few minutes so i was basically eating latex for a few minutes after that and I don't think i finished him off. Now? I'd say I'm a pro *brushes off shoulder*
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16 Apr 2009, 16:53
kein mitleid
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Ugh, that latex taste is disgusting, and I only know it from second-hand i.e. cunnilingus following intercourse. (What can I say, it ain't over till we're both done.)

But anyway, I think my first BJ was pretty lame... didn't really do a whole lot for me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing.

Let's face it though -- the best smelling rose can't compare to the worst blow job.
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16 Apr 2009, 21:10
mumtogirls♥
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My first time giving someone oral sex was forced (BJ) i was only 12/13 at the time it was in a field i hated every minute, not only that when it was finished i stood up to find loads of red ants over my thigh, and my leg went bright red, lumpy and itchy from the bites *sigh*

My first time after that was with my BF and i enjoyed it so did he ;)

First time getting oral sex was off a lad i liked when i was 15 was in his bedroom with some friends, and he just started it, so i didnt stop it, was good actually! but i was sooo nervous i just laid there and not dare move, i pretty much just bit my finger nails lmao
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16 Apr 2009, 22:40
Kate.Monster
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Wait, his friends were in the room when this was happening?!
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17 Apr 2009, 20:19
mumtogirls♥
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My friend and her boyfriend was in the room yes, we were watching tv so we were under a duvet so no they didnt see anything if that is what you are thinking.
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17 Apr 2009, 02:08
Eat Yellow Snow
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My 1st experience in giving "oral sex" aka "head" was shockingly exciting to me!!! I really liked the guy & he really enjoyed what I was doing!! =) He got his rocks off, it was awesome for both of us. The only bad (& to say the least, EMBARASSING) part about the whole situation was when his mom came home & I had to hide in the shower in hopes that his mother wasn't going to find me or worse, figure out what was going on seconds before she had walked into her house. Well, the guy who I was fooling around with had to run upstairs and greet his mother as a way to create a diversion while I tried to sneak out of the house through the basement. The guy's mom noticed that he had some sort of a white looking semi wet spot on his pants near his zipper (LMAO!!!) and she asked him what it was, he went on to explain how he had spilled some milk on himself minutes before she (his mom) got home. Then he told her that he was going to go downstairs to throw some clothes in the wash. As for me, still in the dude's basement shower, hiding from his mom (lol), the dude's dog found me in the shower and wouldn't go away!!! I mean, he kept trying move the shower curtain with his nose to who was there and what they were doing there. *lol* The guy that I was fooling around with finally came back downstairs and helped me to escape from his house unseen. For some reason, since that experience I can honestly say that I have enjoyed performing oral sex more than I enjoy receiving it. I prefer to be passionate about it (from everything that I have learned through my many adventurous experiences in giving guys head... men do not like it when u scrape your teeth against their fragile parts, DO NOT SUCK ON IT LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMITATE A VACUUM, and don't forget about the family jewels, they need some attention too!!) *lol*
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17 Apr 2009, 02:25
Eat Yellow Snow
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1 more thing, this for those of u who say that cum doesn't taste gross. Fry up an egg sunny side up & cook it enough so that you won't get samonella poisoning but don't cook it all of the way (it must be runny). Then add about 2 heaping tablespoons of salt to it and choke it down while it's still warm. How many people (men to be more specific) can say that they would actually enjoy swallowing such a thing? If your girl doesn't like to swallow and you won't eat salty eggs every time she gives you head.. don't give her a hard time for spitting that stuff out. ;) ;)
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17 Apr 2009, 03:23
Chris
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TL;DR: ALL MEN TASTE THE SAME, AMIRITE?
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17 Apr 2009, 23:23
Eat Yellow Snow
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No, not all men taste the same. Some guys taste like rotten salty runny eggs, other guys taste ok, but IMO all cum tastes like salty runny (sunny side up) eggs. Sometimes I get that soapy taste when giving my husband "special attention" down there but I can't say I mind it. At least he's clean!!! =)
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21 Apr 2009, 02:16
bloodyrose
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not necessarily. Semen tastes differently depending on the man's diet from what I read.
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21 Apr 2009, 02:25
Chris
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Holy mother of jesus. That doesn't even LOOK serious.
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21 Apr 2009, 06:40
T.A.I
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Smoke Marlboro Reds: Your semen tastes like Reds.

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17 Apr 2009, 03:31
Ice Vampire
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1) I swallow
2) I enjoy giving head, and I'm damn good at it
3) I can deep throat.

as far as recieving, its a mood thing for me. :-/
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17 Apr 2009, 03:40
Ice Vampire
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shoot leave it to me to misread the thing. my first time giving was... well it was pretty awesome i guess.. the only thing that really stands out to me now is that i stunned the guy, leading him to say 'there is no way this is your first time. a newby can NOT give head like that'. i felt special.
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17 Apr 2009, 09:39
Mojo Jojo
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If you ever get forced - BITE! BITE HARD!

My first time was with my husband and it was...alright. Wish I'd known about the taste and I had to swallow because his parents were around so I couldn't flail off to the bathroom like I do now ;-D
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17 Apr 2009, 18:05
Makayla
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The first time giving it was the most tragic sexually experience I have ever had. I was 15 and me and my friend were very wasted, and somehow it came up that I had never given a BJ and she thought it would be great if she taught me how too. So me, this guy friend that was with us, and her all went to her bedroom and she started giving him head, then she said, ok makayla put your mouth around it and go ALL the way down to the shaft. This guy had a pretty long umm, well anyways, I deep throated it the very first time I ever had one in my mouth and it caused my gag reflex and i spit up on his pants!! It was in the dark, and I was embarrassed so I didn't say anything. Well he stayed the night and the next morning when he left he had some red spit up on his blue jeans (i had ate pizza). He didn't even notice and when he left. Me and my friend laughed about it for like 2 hours.

My first time getting oral was like the best sexual experience EVER. I was 14 and the guy that I was with really knew what to do and it was the first time I really had an orgasm. =)
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17 Apr 2009, 23:25
Eat Yellow Snow
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I really prefer my man to shave most of his hair down there, lucky for me my husband doesn't dig having body hair anywhere other than his armpits, eyebrows, and legs. Everything else is smoothe!!! =) Yay for dude's who shave down there!!! =)
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18 Apr 2009, 05:14
sexytoothpaste
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My first time was with an ex boyfriend. I was giving oral and had no idea of the "lovely" taste that would occur. Needless to say when the guy came, I spit all over his pants and shirt. Yeah that was awful.
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21 Apr 2009, 02:15
bloodyrose
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i was 20 w/ my current b/f. I was kind of scared at first b/c I was a virgin. But I remember it was in the back seat of his car and I was wearing these satin panties with satin ribbons that held up the sides. It was the most heavenly experience I ever had. I remember my whole body shaking from head to toe when I came.

My first time giving oral sex was really different. I had no idea what the hell I was supposed to do. I had read every Cosmo magazine and sex book in B&N on how to do it. I remember when he came, it burst in my mouth. It tasted like salty alfalfa sprouts and it smelled like bleach. I didn't know whether to spit or swallow at first, but I chose to swallow. It didn't taste too bad.

Well, i kind of like oral sex (since I have an oral fixation LOL!!!).
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21 Apr 2009, 09:42
wiggles
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I don't get why so many people hate the taste so much. I love swallowing. Maybe my taste buds are just shit or something.
I actually can't really remember any of my first experiences. I know I was like 14ish and I would have been with the guy for over a year. Just don't remember the exact happenings.
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21 Apr 2009, 13:13
CouldBeYou-Again
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My first time giving oral I was having a threesome with my daughter's father and his fiance. I let him come in my mouth but then I kissed him and made him taste that crap! Nasty bastard. Now I don't do it without a flavored condom. No condom, no head. :-/
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21 Apr 2009, 21:33
The Narnian Ninja
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first time i went down on a guy..it was with the guy i was dating at the time,an it was like 'hey,if you wont let me fuck you,atleast go down on me' an he like shoved my head down there :/
needless to say,it sucked,an he STILL tells his freinds how horrible it was (well.duh.i just wanted you to leave me the heck alone!)
first time i let a guy go down on me(diff boyfriend)the guy bit me,hard, an did NOT get why i kicked him in the head.
but with the past few boyfreinds,ive rather enjoyed it..i still refuse to let ANYONE go down on me tho (i think being bit traumatized me!)
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