Random but Funny!!!

02/22/2009

So I totally stole this from my friend Evan, but I laughed so hard I decided to do my own!
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. Its fun1

1.)Your name: Joanna

“The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.”

2.)Your age: 21

“The age at which one is finally considered human.”

3.)One of your best friends: Kourtney

“The name of a girl who tends to be nice to nearly everyone but won't share any problems about herself and is very dedicated to whatever she does.
Also likes to make sure everyone knows that you spell her name with a 'K'.”

I didn’t laugh to hard at that definintion so I looked up a second person: Steve

“A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.”
LMAO!!!!

4.)What should you be doing: Homework or exercising

“Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.”
Or
“Doing shit in the gym”

5.)Favorite color: purple

“Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.”

6.)Where do you live: Okemos

“often called pokemos, it is a small town full of rich children, very rich“

7.)Month of birth: August

“The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.”

8.)Last person you talked to on the phone: Katie

“A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.”

9.)Favorite sport: Lacrosse

“What real men do during Baseball season.”

10.)Last name: Orians

They had oriane “French honey who rocks my world. My plethora.”