1. Your real name:
Lesley Erin
2. friends call you:
Lesley or Erin, I go by both. Or lezzinator or bear.
3 What your boyfriend calls you:
I don't have a bf.
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?:
Amy. When I was like three that was my favorite name.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?:
Ulga, Helga, Heidi, Billy-Bob.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets:
a. turtle: Peeker
b. goose: Grey
c. pirate: Jack Sparrow?
d. a hot boy: Queenie (because he'd be gay.)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:
Lesley is a fucking mess.
8. What would you name your kids?:
I don't even know if I'm going to have any.
9. What would you name a ship you built?:
SS STFU.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:
The Lesbian Handbook
HAVE YOU EVER...
11. Thrown up in public?:
Yes.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?:
Yeah
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?
Yes.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?:
I'm sure I have.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?:
Nope.
16. Nearly drowned?:
Nope.
17. Passed out?:
Yes.
18. Had a crush on somebody:
Yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?:
Yes
20. Been attacked by an animal?:
No. I don't think.
21. Caught people having sex?:
Yes.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?:
No.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?:
Yes
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:
No.
25. Made a wish that came true?:
Maybe?
COMPLETE THE SENTENCE:
26. I once had a dream...
that a zombie was chasing me and my family, and I was the only one to get away up to the point where I woke up.
27. I'm only racist towards...
people who are racist towards me.
28. I don't even know why I'm...
doing this to myself.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...
Jen right now.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...
be stuck in a situation you feel hopeless to change, even though you know you could.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...
a new pack of smokes.
32. It's hot. I should take off my...
sweater.
33. It's always more fun if you...
do it with jello.
34. You can't eat steak without...
mash potatoes to go with it.
35. You better shut up before I...
make you.
36. I really like you and everything but...
it's not me, it's you.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?:
Pretty sure I'd deck him.
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?:
Hope I had a knife to scare him off.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:
I wouldn't be awake or alive much longer.
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?
Turn red and laugh at myself.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
I have had cold sores for as long as I remember.
45. You had three wishes?
I would need time to think about the.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Marjiuana, I suppose.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:
Tell her I didn't have any, because I don't.
48. You had a time machine?:
Explore, but not change anything.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:
Probably a comedy show? Maybe?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:
AIDs.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:
Fly really fast.
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:
Oh, I don't know. Record dreams, I guess.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:
Skinny, I guess.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:
I don't know. Both bother me a lot.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:
Comedy.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?:
Hip-hop because I wouldn't belong.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:
Feb. 29
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:
Neither.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:
Mental institution, I guess.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide:
Hang glide.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:
Pirate.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words:
62. Courage: strength
63. Driver: car
64. Yoga: flexible
65. Bakery: cake
66. Roach: ew.
67. Mushroom: yum.
68. Sprung: spring
69. Exotic: dancer
70. Pythagorean: theorum
MISCELLANEOUS
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak):
a. S O L R A K S: so over life right about kinda soon
b. E B A F S: every body alcohol face slap
c. C H I N A: chew her in nice areas
d. R G P: really good person
72. What is your definition of love?:
Don't ask me this right now.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:
army, Virginia, suck.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.
MLIAMRN.
76. Were you too scared to do it?:
I just did.
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?:
I don't know. Death is everyone's worst enemy, I guess.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?:
Jen.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:
Who wouldn't want to be the queen?
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name:
Hilary, Heidi, ... that's all I got.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?:
IDKRN.
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION:
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.":
They can be, yes.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.":
Not true.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali":
Ehh, I don't know about that.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.":
Sometimes, I guess.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.":
I wish that was true. I would be drinking a lot more right now.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.":
You need a university and a medical school, actually.
89. "Music is stupid.":
Sucks to be you if you think that.
90. "Your car sucks.":
I get told that a lot. Or that it's ugly.
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