1.Have you ever watched an inebriated overgrown child ride a tricycle around and around inside of a water fountain?
Nope.
2.Do you seek total world domination?
Not today.
3.Have you ever built a fort out of chairs, couch cushions, and blankets?
Plenty of times.
4.Do you believe monogamy is a true human instinct?
I don't know. Probably not.
5.Have you ever tasted someone else's tears?
Can't say I have.
6.Can you do a back bend? A back handspring?
No.
7.Are you more comfortable being naked in front of family members or complete strangers?
Probably strangers.
8.Have you ever seen a spiderweb glistening with morning dew?
I have.
9.Do you ever awake early on a day off, only to realize you can sleep in if you want to?
Yeah.
10.Has the tooth fairy ever visited you?
She has.
11.Have you ever had heatstroke?
Nope.
12.Do you plan on going to college for more then four years?
Considering I'm working on my 3rd year of attending without even an Associates, yes.
13.Do you have an oral fixation?
Some what.
14.Do you continue eating even if you are full?
Sometimes.
15.Would you open your home to a homeless person with rotting teeth, lice, and festering sores?
Probably not.
16.Describe yourself in just one word.
Oxymoron.
17.Can you make a really sad face that gets sympathy when there should otherwise be none?
Yeah.
18.Have you ever seen a two headed snake?
Nope.
19.Are you afraid to scrub toilets?
Not really.
20.Have you ever had your third eye opened?
Nope.
21.If you were walking down the street and saw an open manhole, would you just have to look down into it?
Probably.
22.Are your nipples extra sensitive?
I wouldn't say extra.
23.Would you like to be a pro wrestler for a day?
No thanks.
24.Have you ever seen pictures of the man who made a miniature guillotine and used it to chop of his finger?
No...
25.Do you wear underwear when you try on swimsuits at stores?
Yes.
26.Are you submissive?
Can be.
27.Do you want a big house on a hill?
Nah.
28.Are you the rebel in your family?
I guess so. I think all of my family would say so.
29.Are you seriously warped? Do people run when they see you coming?
No, and no.
30.Have you reached a state of nirvana recently?
Nope.
31.Have you been through boot camp?
Nope.
32.Do you ever pet moss?
Nope.
33.Are you aware of the affect you have on others?
Sometimes.
34.Would you eat a dead person if you were starving and had no other food?
Probably not.
35. What part of the body would you eat first?
If I had to... The hands?
36.Do you sleep with an inflateable doll?
Can't say I do.
37.Do you want to be mummified when you die?
Nope.
38.Could you be a ventriloquist if you wanted to?
Nope.
39.Have you ever laughed out loud during a funeral?
I don't believe I have.
40.Have you ever accidently kicked your partner in the eye during the throes of passion?
Not in the eye...
41.Do you talk to your hands when you are bored?
No.
42.Do you eat yellow snow?
Nope.
43.Have you ever had goldenseal tea?
No.
44.Do you roam the streets after dark, scaring old women and priests?
Can't say it's a past time of ming.
45.Have you always wanted to live inside a shoe with many, many children?
No. I'd get claustrophobic.
46.Do you think geminis change their minds too often?
I don't think I know any geminis.
47.Do you bathe with a yellow rubber ducky?
I haven't for a long long time.
48.Do you think people should be allowed to go barefoot in restaurants?
Sure.
49.If it feels good, is it right?
Not always.
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