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Humanity's last hope

Humanity's last hope

10:37, 19th Feb 10

If you had one sentence only to work with, and wanted to offend everyone within earshot on a level that makes them want to punch you in the face and then call the psyche ward or FBI, what would you say? I have to go wait in a sloooow-moving waiting room tomorrow, with my grandmother. The receptionist looks like friggin abby from ncis with shorter hair and makes me nervous and if my grandma embarrasses me I'd like to return the favor by about 637%, but I seem to be having the mental equivalent of a kidney stone. I haven't had a headache like this in months and my creativity is off because of it.

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.November.Butterfly.

.November.Butterfly.

14:55, 19th Feb 10

one that i heard in spain alot... 'I sh*t on the c*nt of the virgin mary'

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Music God

Music God

15:28, 19th Feb 10

tell her that you smoke LCD laced Weed...which you roll into a joint using the pages of the Holy Bible....

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Det. Elliot Stabler

Det. Elliot Stabler

16:11, 19th Feb 10

I took a shit and wiped my ass with the page containing John 3:16. And god STILL loves me more than he loves you.

Oh god, I just got chills typing that.

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fearless♥love

fearless♥love

17:01, 19th Feb 10

*you are a motherfucker, tittie sucker, 2 ball bitch with a king size pussy and a rubber dick.*

you should sing it and smile.

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Det. Elliot Stabler

Det. Elliot Stabler

17:20, 19th Feb 10

That's not offensive.

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lithium layouts.

lithium layouts.

22:03, 19th Feb 10

Your mother's a whore!

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User no longer member.

22:13, 19th Feb 10

"Ronald Reagan was a good president."

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Humanity's last hope

Humanity's last hope

22:44, 19th Feb 10

lol come on, people. Get those creative juices going. I mean something that will offend everyone regardless of race, religion, orientation, age, or gender. Something like "Coat hangers really bring out the kid in you" or something. Not necessarily about abortion. just that offensive.

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User no longer member.

23:59, 19th Feb 10

^ I vote for this one!

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User no longer member.

01:42, 20th Feb 10

You could always just shout "PENIS" at the top of your lungs (as far as the waiting room scenario).

I do have to say, though, that c*nt is one word that tends to offend most people.

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Tiffany

Tiffany

03:03, 20th Feb 10

Lmao...that's awesome.

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Tiffany

Tiffany

03:04, 20th Feb 10

I'm only good at being offensive when it applies to me directly and at that point in time. Apparently I wear my opinions of people right on my face. I once told a girl I'd punch her in the face if she touched my phone. She seemed surprised...I wasn't even being mean about it. Pfft

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*Forever Changing*

*Forever Changing*

04:01, 20th Feb 10

HAHAHA I tell my sister in law the same thing about my computer, the first time I said it she got really offended and scared. Its not working on her anymore, I need to come up with a new threat...or punch her in the face haha

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Jessica

Jessica

07:12, 20th Feb 10

Just have the threats get more grotesque.

I tell my brother I'll rip his throat out and frame it if he touches my things (My car/computer. )

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